Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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