Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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