Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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