Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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