I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
