I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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