Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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