....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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