Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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