I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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