I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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