absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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