Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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