What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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