I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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