i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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