I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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