he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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