I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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