Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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