I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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