Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Sext me about skeletons
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