Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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