thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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