Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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