i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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