this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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