Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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