im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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