Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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