I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
now i know why i became what i already was.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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