thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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