I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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