ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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