i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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