but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My vagina is very pro this idea
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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