Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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