Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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