I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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