I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
My life is pants optional.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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