when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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