This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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