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(210): View more from Texas

"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"

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(845): View more from New York

Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk

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(847): View more from Illinois

what did you hear about me?

(630): View more from Illinois

that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around

(630): View more from Illinois

that was hard to say and not laugh

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(602): View more from Arizona

Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped

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(602): View more from Arizona

What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat

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(530): View more from California

Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?

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