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• (443): View more from Maryland

  8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.

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• (510): View more from California

  She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.

  (443): View more from Maryland

  Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.

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