hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real