8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.