Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.