awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!