There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
her vagine was all disorganized.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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