I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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