i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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