That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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