roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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