your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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