I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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