in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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