No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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