your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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