I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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