Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Randomize