it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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