Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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